I am the worst.
First: I droped the 17" Powerbook off the side of the bed in the morning while spooning it. It dented the power connection in and the charger end was damaged.
Second: My friend triped on the power cord which pulled the laptop and fell 5 feet right on its power connection AGAIN.
Third: While next to my bed I sprang up to get the door and dented the aluminum on the top of my screen with my shoes.
Fourth: dented the speaker grills like three times so far.
Fifth: Have left it on for the past two years and a half.