This is going to make me sound like a terrible person...
Backstory: I grew up with Macs, switched to Windows machines when my mom got married and my step-dad couldn't figure out how to work our computer, switched back to Mac several months ago. About 9 or 10 months ago I had an old HP laptop that was on it's last leg, the motherboard finally gave out, so I took the parts out of it and put them into a gutted Gateway that my ex had just laying around. Served me well for about 6 months and then *mysteriously* the motherboard... fried... again... 3rd one I've gone through. (1st-Bacardi 151 + Keyboard, 2nd-Bottle of water + stupid cat.)
Latest Edition: So, I decided to give up on having a laptop altogether, went out and bought the 20" iMac and I'll NEVER turn back. (To Windows anyway, those MBPs are pretty shiny...)
My ex asked if he could have the shell back and see if there was anything he could salvage. I said sure, gave him that and all the still working parts inside it. He figures out that it's still under extended warranty from Gateway so decides to take a trip to Accent and have them take a look at it.
*coughs*
I might mention that uh, I'm a pretty big hippie. And I'm pretty indulgent in... smoking.
Anyhow, the Accent tech opens it up, takes one look at it and FREAKS... I get a call from my ex at the store, he's laughing so hard I can barely understand him... Apparently... when the tech opened it up... every single thing on the inside of it was covered in resin...
*looks innocent*
I've never hurt a Mac though, I'm just INCREDIBLY destructive towards PCs..