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I have Mc Hammer, Kris Kross and Vanilla Ice. Top that.

Oh and pics of the wife in the hot tub... yeah like that, and I think there are some of me on there.

All of my friends have seen my wife in various states of undress over the years due to the fact they used to snoop on my phone, so now I don't care who sees it. If someone wants to see my new baby I just pull up her album first and then watch them lol.
 
Shame on you. I bought their new CD just because "Oh, it's Nickelback! I like their old stuff." Turns out their CD is all about sex and crap....

Sheesh. I liked their old stuff.

Nickelback...old stuff??? yeesh, how young are you people? ha!
 
I Don't Believe 90% of this Thread! Especially anything about twosomes, photos of body parts, and photos of naked girlfriends.

Way too much imagination and far too little reality. Too much brag and not enough fact.

You guys are pathetic.
 
I Don't Believe 90% of this Thread! Especially anything about twosomes, photos of body parts, and photos of naked girlfriends.

Way too much imagination and far too little reality. Too much brag and not enough fact.

You guys are pathetic.

Haha whatever man...
 
I Don't Believe 90% of this Thread! Especially anything about twosomes, photos of body parts, and photos of naked girlfriends.

Way too much imagination and far too little reality. Too much brag and not enough fact.

You guys are pathetic.

I agree. Some sound really out there. Some people imaginations really do run wild. However, having seductive pictures of a wife/girlfriend is not unlikely at all. People just need to learn how to use Picture Safe (or Video Safe for the lucky ones). Why in the world would you ever leave them on your Camera Roll?
 
I have Mc Hammer, Kris Kross and Vanilla Ice. Top that.

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abba, bee gees, the carpenters, englebert humperdink.
yeah I caught a lot of crap for that. then I discovered one of those busting my ass had the soundtrack to grease
 
You Meant to say:

I know this doesn't count because it wasn't on my phone but a "collegue" had a certain video of a girl"taking part in a certain "act" that would leave her walking like "john" wayne for the rest of the "day" afterwards but 10 "seconds" into it she turns round and you suddenly realise why "you'd" stay sober if you ever found yourself in "Thailand"!

:eek:

There was "one" of those people at work on his "dinner" at the time and he asked to see what "everyone" was so grossed out by, reeled off the name of some gross out "website" to check out for weird clips (don't remember the name) then "complained" about the fact the other guy had the video on his phone.

Bearing in mind there were constant "complaints" about this person using the "ladies" "toilets" at "work", not the gents... I'm sure I don't need to "explain" any more.

I think you need to go back to school, speak English as a first language or realise "American" is a bastardisation of the language and "International English" doesn't exist.

Not that I care where anyone's from of course, You just don't understand what I was meaning by using "Quote, unquote" in the literal sense. Maybe I should have had a little animation of a guy doing the inverted comma bit with his fingers on either side of anything I was drawing attention to with quotes?

Nice try with the sarcasm though. I imagine you learned that kind of wit from years of watching Seinfeld and actually finding it genuinely funny while "not getting" Bill Hicks (or even hearing of him because you're probably 12).

No offence of course.
 
I think you need to go back to school, speak English as a first language or realise "American" is a bastardisation of the language and "International English" doesn't exist.

Not that I care where anyone's from of course, You just don't understand what I was meaning by using "Quote, unquote" in the literal sense. Maybe I should have had a little animation of a guy doing the inverted comma bit with his fingers on either side of anything I was drawing attention to with quotes?

Nice try with the sarcasm though. I imagine you learned that kind of wit from years of watching Seinfeld and actually finding it genuinely funny while "not getting" Bill Hicks (or even hearing of him because you're probably 12).

No offence of course.

Uh, he was quoting you, so I don't know why you're going off about us Americans not speaking English. I think you missed the point of his sarcasm. He was making fun of your quotes. Anyway, I don't think he was trying to offend you, but I'll let him speak for himself. And oh, I'm definitely not trying to offend you.

I'm quite old (probably older than you) and have no idea who Bill Hicks is. :) I know I could google it, but I don't care. Anyway, lighten up. Okay? ;)
 
Trying to send someone a song for which they didn't pay.

I actually saw an effective ad by Microsoft for their music store. It went something about how it would cost a person $30,000 to fill up an iPod with music.

I doubt anyone around here has spent 30 grand on music, yet there's plenty of people who want more space on their iPhone/Touch.
 
Nice try with the sarcasm though. I imagine you learned that kind of wit from years of watching Seinfeld and actually finding it genuinely funny while "not getting" Bill Hicks (or even hearing of him because you're probably 12).

Hicks and Seinfeld are both comics I admire (Seinfeld more for his TV show - his stand-up is/was pretty pants).

I must be very special.
 
Uh, he was quoting you, so I don't know why you're going off about us Americans not speaking English. I think you missed the point of his sarcasm. He was making fun of your quotes. Anyway, I don't think he was trying to offend you, but I'll let him speak for himself. And oh, I'm definitely not trying to offend you.

I'm quite old (probably older than you) and have no idea who Bill Hicks is. :) I know I could google it, but I don't care. Anyway, lighten up. Okay? ;)

No idea who Bill Hicks is? Typical Aggie :) Sorry, Longhorn here.

Bill Hicks was a comedian who deal with topical humor and politics/world issues. His humor about and during the first George Bush years surprisingly worked just as well during the GWB years, and thus has renewed his popularity despite his death.
 
No idea who Bill Hicks is? Typical Aggie :) Sorry, Longhorn here.

Bill Hicks was a comedian who deal with topical humor and politics/world issues. His humor about and during the first George Bush years surprisingly worked just as well during the GWB years, and thus has renewed his popularity despite his death.

It sure would be nice to beat TU for once. A&M football has sucked for several years.

That's probably why I don't know who Bill Hicks is, since he obviously was attacking George Bush, who has a special place in the hearts of Aggies. I guess he forgot about Clinton, huh? :)
 
I think you need to go back to school, speak English as a first language or realise "American" is a bastardisation of the language and "International English" doesn't exist.

Not that I care where anyone's from of course, You just don't understand what I was meaning by using "Quote, unquote" in the literal sense. Maybe I should have had a little animation of a guy doing the inverted comma bit with his fingers on either side of anything I was drawing attention to with quotes?

Nice try with the sarcasm though. I imagine you learned that kind of wit from years of watching Seinfeld and actually finding it genuinely funny while "not getting" Bill Hicks (or even hearing of him because you're probably 12).

No offence of course.

None taken. And I never watched third-rate sitcoms by the way. Don't know who Bill Hicks is either. At any rate, the guy above me was right; I was (kinda) ridiculing the over-abundance of "quotes".

As for my sense of humor, I'll be the first to admit it's warped and off the wall at times. And the reason for the quotes is that the message changes.

IE.

"I" Have porn on my iPhone.
I "have" porn on my iPhone.
I have "porn" on my iPhone.
I have porn "on" my iPhone.
I have porn on "my" iPhone.
I have porn on my "iPhone".

I did it to people's year book messages all the time. The authors of said messages would get angry sometimes, but it was all in good spirit....

Sorry for my bastardization of the English Language BTW...
 
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