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dcv said:
Hehe, reminds me of the time I saw some woman on the tube offer her seat to another woman because she thought she was pregnant... turns out this other woman wasn't pregnant and stupidly said so, both embarrassing herself and the person who'd offered the seat. D'oh! If it were me I'd have either taken the seat or politely declined, but not admitted that I've just got a big belly :D Rather amusing for the rest of us in the carriage though...

She was very definitely preggers, not just fat. Almost at the land-torpedo stage.
 
scem0 said:
a week ago tonight I did something stupid :(.

But I learned and grew from it. It defined new boundaries and let me know more about myself.
Stop being a tease.
 
scem0 said:
a week ago tonight I did something stupid :(.

But I learned and grew from it. It defined new boundaries and let me know more about myself.

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ummmm.... your really not going to leave it at that are you? Let's hear it :D
 
Never. I am perfect. Oh, wait. I Used to use windows.

Edit: also when I was a baby I ran into a wall and broke my nose, it swelled so much I couldnt see :(
 
well theres been alot of them but the one that hurt the most was kicking a plaster wall barefoot and breaking 3 toes, putting a hole in the wall and staining the wall a bit red
 
When I was out with this girl I told her I found ducks hot.

Im still getting **** about it.
 
About an hour ago I left work with one of the cashbox keys in my pocket. I'm supposed to have monday off, but I'll have to go and drop it in. Doh!
 
uhmm.. about 2 minutes ago. :eek:

I put on one of those biore pore strip things.

I accidentally glued part of it to my lip.

I'm a moron and this will HURT to take off. :(
 
OK, I think this qualifies:

I forgot that I was filling the pool and let it overflow... for hours, flooding my backyard.

...and now I can't go and inspect the damage because 3 big *** raccoons are playing in front of my door (& in the water).

:eek:
 
Back in 97 I traded my brand new Honda Accord EX, it was a 1997 for a 1992 Convertable 5.0 mustang GT. I drove it off the lot and it broke down. I got ROYALY screwed out of alot of money. I had nightmares for years about that.
 
mad jew said:
Are racoons scary? I always thought they were just small and cute (like me, of course). I've never actually seen one.
They are adorable, but they can carry rabies.

Actually, I have the raccoons to thank for alerting me of my overflowing pool. While they were playing, they pulled the hose out of the pool, and after hearing that, I realized my mistake.
 
I drove through a giant tornado warning today....in fact, one of the towns I drove through suffered severe damage from a tornado that went through about half an hour before I was there.....yeah, talk about risky. But it was either take that risk, or add a good 2 and a half hours to an already 2 hour drive to go around the severe weather.
 
katie ta achoo said:
uhmm.. about 2 minutes ago. :eek:

I put on one of those biore pore strip things.

I accidentally glued part of it to my lip.

I'm a moron and this will HURT to take off. :(


:confused:

Were you trying out your gurning expressions at the same time?
 
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