When was the last time you did something stupid?

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Febuary 23, 2001 11:00 AM (Approximately)

I was in welding class....

Just by reading those first few words of your post, I knew you were going to win.


Sorry about that, though. I'm looking at my arm, and I can't imagine a cut that deep. It'd basically leave me with nothing....maybe an inch of arm left.

Last Night


I got up for a midnight snack, and opened a can of tuna, and made myself a sandwich. I ate it, but I thought it tasted differnt.

This morning, I was in the bathroom for an hour, "getting rid" of the snack. I thought it was a bad can of tuna, so i went to the can to check the experation date. The can was right where I left it, next to the fridge. Only then did I realize what I had done.

I had eaten a can of dog food.

When I was out with this girl I told her I found ducks hot.

A few days ago I tried to reserve some books at the uni library one wouldnt reserve for some reason. I rang up the library to see what the problem was. They said that it was already loaned out...to me

HAAHAHAHHHA!! Dang, these are good.

yesterday i walked into the wrong apartment looking for my friend. i was holding a glass of wine and feeling....good. it was a room full of asian girls with really nice furniture and i was pretty embarassed. after i closed the door, i ran like mad.....but it was prolly just the wine

You should have stayed.

That could have gone from very stupid to very smart.

 

[cheekyspanky]

That's so disappointing. I hate it when cuddly animals aren't huggable. FWIW, never touch a koala. Just ask Ed H.

You mean I can't hug a Koala? *Cancels trip to Australia*

But they look so sweet and lovely..do they try and tear off your face if they get the chance or something?

 

[Markleshark]

I held one, when I went to Australia, f**k it was heavy...

 

[McT]

On my birthday 9-21, I was posting on one of my favorite forums when my girlfriend decided to join. Her idea of forums are AOL AIM chatrooms from when she was 14, just a bunch of random kids calling each other names and talking **** basically.

While I used the site to discuss music and debate politics, current events and so on. She decided to start threads like "DMB Sucks balls" and "You all suck"... After I saw this I begged her to stop and she gave me this look like "how dare you tell me how to act on the internet!". I told her the forum admins would kick her off and ban her ip address and she didn't believe this was technologically possible

Well I forget we are on a wireless network in our home, shared with 3 other college roomates: so when she inevitably got banned and blocked from the site - so did I

The site was therhombus.com, tell them to unban Area_Man

Edit to add: Koalas have very sharp claws, so when you hold one it digs into your skin eucalyptus-style!!! They are very cute and otherwise cuddly though.

 

[iShane]

I do something stupid many times a day.

 

[macenforcer]

Last year I was hanging blinds in my home and put the cordless drill on top of the ladder then tried to move the ladder. The drill fell off and I tried to catch it. It drilled through my left hand.


Ok here is the BEST ONE THOUGH...




A few years ago I was doing the dishes and I was scraping a noodle that had dried to the bottom of the pot. Well the noodle that was about a little over an inch long went under my finger nail all the way into my thumb. Now that was when the noodle was dry. Now that it was inside my thumb it got soft and started to swell up like noodles do. I went to the emergency room and told them I had a noodle in my thumb. She laughed. Then the doctor called me back and said where is the needle, I said its a noodle. Then everyone in the ER started laughing. They said just let it grow out.
I went home and cut my nail off with a razor blad and pulled it out. I couldn't take the pain. DOH!

 

[vouder17]

Let me add my lil story...
Well two weeks ago, my first week of school had just finished, so me and my friend decided to partay a bit in the afternoon, and the local pub/bar place had a happy hour on a friday afternoon, beers are half price.. so yeah. we start drinking, not to really get drunk, but more socially. Then we move to another bar, drink a bit more, than we get a phone call about a BBQ at a friends house, so we decide to go their, but before we leave we needed one more beer at the half price place. At this stage we were quite tipsy. But the one beer did not stay in its singular form for very long, and soon multiplied like a bunch of rabbits. So by the time we actually left the bar, we were smashed. We get onto our bikes, manage to make it half way, without dying, i had fallen off a few times, next to a relatively busy road. By falling I had really hurt my arm, but didnt feel a thing (great advantage of alcohol) but still do now (great disadvantage of alcohol). Well than, just before we get to my friends house, i see my friend cycling dangerously close to a river, so i think, i am the more sober one, let me cycle next to him to protect him. But i had horribly miscalculated my level of drunkness, cos the next thing i knew, i was knee deep in the river, with bike and all. My backpack, with all my new school books, my iPod, my phone and all my clothes were drenched in disgusting river water. And for some strange reason, i thought it was the funniest thing on earth.
So yeah, the monday that followed was full with funny river stories from all my friends, i still am not allowed to forget this one just yet. And the dead phone and ipod are also painful reminders of a very very drunk friday.

 

[EricNau]

...do they try and tear off your face if they get the chance or something?

...Actually, from what I've heard, that's exactly right.


Luckily, however, if approached properly Pandas can be cuddly and playful, so there is still some fairness in this world.

 

[mad jew]

You mean I can't hug a Koala? *Cancels trip to Australia*

Feel free, but it might claw your face off. Those things are perpetually drunk from Eucalyptus trees. Gotta love our national emblems. One's drunk and the other one thinks he's a frog.

 

[pknz]

A few years ago I was doing the dishes and I was scraping a noodle that had dried to the bottom of the pot. Well the noodle that was about a little over an inch long went under my finger nail all the way into my thumb. Now that was when the noodle was dry. Now that it was inside my thumb it got soft and started to swell up like noodles do. I went to the emergency room and told them I had a noodle in my thumb. She laughed. Then the doctor called me back and said where is the needle, I said its a noodle. Then everyone in the ER started laughing. They said just let it grow out.
I went home and cut my nail off with a razor blad and pulled it out. I couldn't take the pain. DOH!

Ewwww! Ouch! Thats just nasty.

Let me add my lil story...
Well two weeks ago, my first week of school had just finished, so me and my friend decided to partay a bit in the afternoon, and the local pub/bar place had a happy hour on a friday afternoon, beers are half price.. so yeah. we start drinking, not to really get drunk, but more socially. Then we move to another bar, drink a bit more, than we get a phone call about a BBQ at a friends house, so we decide to go their, but before we leave we needed one more beer at the half price place. At this stage we were quite tipsy. But the one beer did not stay in its singular form for very long, and soon multiplied like a bunch of rabbits. So by the time we actually left the bar, we were smashed. We get onto our bikes, manage to make it half way, without dying, i had fallen off a few times, next to a relatively busy road. By falling I had really hurt my arm, but didnt feel a thing (great advantage of alcohol) but still do now (great disadvantage of alcohol). Well than, just before we get to my friends house, i see my friend cycling dangerously close to a river, so i think, i am the more sober one, let me cycle next to him to protect him. But i had horribly miscalculated my level of drunkness, cos the next thing i knew, i was knee deep in the river, with bike and all. My backpack, with all my new school books, my iPod, my phone and all my clothes were drenched in disgusting river water. And for some strange reason, i thought it was the funniest thing on earth.
So yeah, the monday that followed was full with funny river stories from all my friends, i still am not allowed to forget this one just yet. And the dead phone and ipod are also painful reminders of a very very drunk friday.

The effects of alcohol are quite amusing.

At a party a couple of weeks ago I was kinda tipsy and there were road works on this road cones and barricades and piles of stones and sand...

Well I decided to go out and move some cones... so while I was out stealing a cone, I also blocked the road off (dead end street). What I hadn't realised was noise control had gone to the party and given the host a warning for the amount of noise. The next thing I see is this security car coming from the house (noise control car) and crack up laughing as I have a cone slung over my shoulder and realise that he was going to have to get out of his car and unblock the road. Only later did I find out that it was the noise control officer.

On the same night we surround a car parked on the side of the road with barricades and cones...

Yeah it was good fun.

 

[elisha cuthbert]

just walked into a clothes rack and got coat hanger holes all the way up my left leg