I can appreciate, we’re just all creatures of habit, and mine for these kind of controls are over 40 years old…
My sone got a model 3 2 months or so ago, maybe if I get to drive it a bit I’ll change my mind, but no promises
To be honest, I'm not sure if a drive or two will change your mind about those buttonless features. The peppiness might, but it take some time to get it just right. You have to tweak and play to get everything setup, and make sure you do it in a cloud profile (which you wont have). Once it is setup I can walk into any Tesla that I have been given access to via the app, and all my settings come up. When I get a loaner, I get in the car, add my phone as a key, and my seat, mirrors, AC, and all customizable options, including GPS location history pops right up...
They made it seamless. When I make a change in my Y to the settings (seats and mirrors are stored by vehicle type, so 3 seating cloud memory is different than Y) it carries right over to the 3.
Once everything is set, THEN and only then, will the necessity of adjusting things disappear. It's the same with you car with buttons, most of the buttons, you use when you are getting things just right, then mostly don't touch again until someone else messes with it. But if these settings were cloud based, when you got back in they could all go back to you, based on your key (phone) just walking up to the car (other manufacturers have done this, but limited it to mirrors/seats, Tesla includes almost EVERY setting).
When my wife gets in either car to drive, the ac goes to her settings. When I get it, it goes to mine.