The real problem is that most people want to forget where the term "it looks like crap" came from in order to seem "open-minded" to others.
"Crap" as in actual fecal matter, is universally unappealing. Just because some mentally ill people admire fecal matter doesn't make it beautiful.
So yes, that's one reason there is an absolute measure of beauty.
How can I argue with logic like that? "Because most people find faeces unappealing therefore there must be an absolute measure of beauty".
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