Well, I can't post pictures, because the only real damage is a chip out of the plastic right above my USB port (the one closest to you). Anyways, I'm not sure if this qualifies as an accident, as it wasn't an accident, but it was an on-purpose maneuver that was done on accident with the Macbook in my hands.
So, before I got my Macbook, I used my locker at school every day, and every day, I'd take my books and drop them straight on the floor (You guys know how it's done, just kind of throw them straight down and hear the loud SMACK on the floor). Well, one day, I was using my locker, because Mrs. Wells wouldn't let us have our backpacks in class (I carry my backpack with books/MB/mice/textbooks/papers/pencils/everything on my back all day at school), so I had to drop it off at the locker, but first, I obviously needed to get the books and my Macbook...Well, for whatever reason, I forgot my Macbook was in my hand with my books, and I couldn't get the bag in the locker, so...boom. The Macbook hits the floor, immediately followed by my books. Instantly, I go, "Oh my god..Are you ****ing kidding me," or something along those lines. I then proceeded to flip out a bit (not too much), and I checked it. It did this weird screen recalibration thing and ran kind of weird for like two days, then it was fine. Well, later, I realised that I had broken the CD drive...great. So I call Apple, to get a box (no, I didn't lie to them, as was insinuated in some other thread). I sent it in the box, and had it back the next day.

Everything good as new. Except this chip, of course.
Anyways, just my addition. Certainly not the worst so far.