New computer, fresh XP install.
Hey, everything works great! Let's get to work.
A few days later.. things are still working OK.. but kind of sluggish.
Install anti-virus software and do a scan. This takes several hours to complete, and finds a few bugs.
Delete, Quarentene, Clean?
Click Delete.
Sorry can't delete this.
Click Clean.
Sorry can't clean.
Click Quarenteen. Ok.
Click to check for virus scan updates.. this launches a IE browser and asks me to login.. then begins checking for updates.
Box pops up: NT AUTHORITY SYSTEM SHUTDOWN IN 60 SECONDS.
WHAAA??
Do some browsing on the web on a Mac, and learn that this is an exploit, and you need a patch, or Service Pack 2 to plug the hole.
Fire up the PC again.. click on System Update, which opens a IE browser, and now wants me to load a file to make sure my OS is legit.
Ok, no problem. Except while i'm waiting for this thing to download..
NT AUTHORITY SYSTEM SHUTDOWN IN 60 SECONDS.
Jump back on the web on the Mac, and learn of a simple command to type to hault the shutdown.
Fire up the PC.. click on System Update.. IE browser opens, start downloading the file to make sure i'm legit.. NT AUTHORITY SYSTEM SHUTDOWN IN 60 SECONDS.. go to command prompt, type in command, NT AUTHORITY SHUTDOWN goes away.
Excellent.
Windows verifies that it's legit, shows the long list of security patches and updates available, and starts downloading.
Now we're getting somewhere! I go to get a drink from the kitchen. Come back and am greeted with:
Windows as performed an illegal operation and must shut down.
Click 'OK'.
All desktop icons vanish.. 'start bar' runs away. Just as i'm getting ready to shut it off and re-boot.. everything comes back.
Click on 'System Update'.. long pause.. nothing happens.
Click on "System Update".. blue screen of death.
Turn computer off, then back on.. boots into windows.. click on System Update, IE browser opens, shows updates available.. click to download.. download starts.. NT AUTHORITY SYSTEM SHUTDOWN IN 60 SECONDS!
Go to command prompt, type in command, NT AUTHORITY SYSTEM SHUTDOWN box goes away.
Several hours later, updates are downloaded, installed, and system is restarted.
Ok. We're back to normal again!
Load anti-virus software, check for anti-virus software updates.
IE browser launches, asks me to login, and i'm told that the copy of the software I bought less than 2 months ago no longer has updates available, and I need to buy the new version.
I buy the new version, download it, install, and now it needs to check for updates.. thru the IE browser, of course.
Program has stopped responding.
Restart computer, re-start anti-virus software, check for updates, but this time, copy the link from the IE browser address bar just in case it 'stops responding' again.
Yep. It stopped responding.
Launch FireFox browser, paste link in address bar, hit ENTER..
Sorry, you must be using Internet Explorer!
Shut computer down. Go to Staples and buy new copy of XP with SP2 included.
Re-install OS, check for updates, re-install applications, re-install virus scan, check for virus scan updates, two days later and $200+ poorer, we're back in business.
For a week or so.
Pick up a nasty bug. System memory appears to vanish. Anti-Virus software cannot clean it, remove it, or do anything with it. Why exactly did I pay $39 for that software?
Follow handy instructions for manual removal of virus.. trudge thru the registry, delete files from command prompt.. hour later or so, do another scan.
This program has preformed an illegal operation and must shut down.
Restart computer, it runs like dog crap.
Re-install OS, re-install anti-virus software, check for updates. Ohh now there are all kinds of updates available!
Install updates, scan system (another 6 hours of my life gone) finds no bugs.
Ok.. now we're back in business!
2 days later. System Hangs for no apparent reason.
Turn off PC, put it in the closet, switched to Mac full time, haven't looked back.
Hey, everything works great! Let's get to work.
A few days later.. things are still working OK.. but kind of sluggish.
Install anti-virus software and do a scan. This takes several hours to complete, and finds a few bugs.
Delete, Quarentene, Clean?
Click Delete.
Sorry can't delete this.
Click Clean.
Sorry can't clean.
Click Quarenteen. Ok.
Click to check for virus scan updates.. this launches a IE browser and asks me to login.. then begins checking for updates.
Box pops up: NT AUTHORITY SYSTEM SHUTDOWN IN 60 SECONDS.
WHAAA??
Do some browsing on the web on a Mac, and learn that this is an exploit, and you need a patch, or Service Pack 2 to plug the hole.
Fire up the PC again.. click on System Update, which opens a IE browser, and now wants me to load a file to make sure my OS is legit.
Ok, no problem. Except while i'm waiting for this thing to download..
NT AUTHORITY SYSTEM SHUTDOWN IN 60 SECONDS.
Jump back on the web on the Mac, and learn of a simple command to type to hault the shutdown.
Fire up the PC.. click on System Update.. IE browser opens, start downloading the file to make sure i'm legit.. NT AUTHORITY SYSTEM SHUTDOWN IN 60 SECONDS.. go to command prompt, type in command, NT AUTHORITY SHUTDOWN goes away.
Excellent.
Windows verifies that it's legit, shows the long list of security patches and updates available, and starts downloading.
Now we're getting somewhere! I go to get a drink from the kitchen. Come back and am greeted with:
Windows as performed an illegal operation and must shut down.
Click 'OK'.
All desktop icons vanish.. 'start bar' runs away. Just as i'm getting ready to shut it off and re-boot.. everything comes back.
Click on 'System Update'.. long pause.. nothing happens.
Click on "System Update".. blue screen of death.
Turn computer off, then back on.. boots into windows.. click on System Update, IE browser opens, shows updates available.. click to download.. download starts.. NT AUTHORITY SYSTEM SHUTDOWN IN 60 SECONDS!
Go to command prompt, type in command, NT AUTHORITY SYSTEM SHUTDOWN box goes away.
Several hours later, updates are downloaded, installed, and system is restarted.
Ok. We're back to normal again!
Load anti-virus software, check for anti-virus software updates.
IE browser launches, asks me to login, and i'm told that the copy of the software I bought less than 2 months ago no longer has updates available, and I need to buy the new version.
I buy the new version, download it, install, and now it needs to check for updates.. thru the IE browser, of course.
Program has stopped responding.
Restart computer, re-start anti-virus software, check for updates, but this time, copy the link from the IE browser address bar just in case it 'stops responding' again.
Yep. It stopped responding.
Launch FireFox browser, paste link in address bar, hit ENTER..
Sorry, you must be using Internet Explorer!
Shut computer down. Go to Staples and buy new copy of XP with SP2 included.
Re-install OS, check for updates, re-install applications, re-install virus scan, check for virus scan updates, two days later and $200+ poorer, we're back in business.
For a week or so.
Pick up a nasty bug. System memory appears to vanish. Anti-Virus software cannot clean it, remove it, or do anything with it. Why exactly did I pay $39 for that software?
Follow handy instructions for manual removal of virus.. trudge thru the registry, delete files from command prompt.. hour later or so, do another scan.
This program has preformed an illegal operation and must shut down.
Restart computer, it runs like dog crap.
Re-install OS, re-install anti-virus software, check for updates. Ohh now there are all kinds of updates available!
Install updates, scan system (another 6 hours of my life gone) finds no bugs.
Ok.. now we're back in business!
2 days later. System Hangs for no apparent reason.
Turn off PC, put it in the closet, switched to Mac full time, haven't looked back.