So which one are you in the photo, lwood1? I assume you're the guy on the very right. That, or you're Jon Ives or John Mayer, and you seem a bit too excited about the photo to be famous yourself.
I'd tell her that it's impossible to create sparks from the friction of two bodies rubbing together.
"Impossible you say?"
"Uh huh."
*explosives go off in the background*
is jon Ives the guy all the way on the left? blueish shirt..pretty muscular body.(no homo)