No pity.
So you'll steal the Vette because in YOUR OPINION is isn't worth the price they ask for it?.. What kind of twisted logic is that?...
There are alternatives, especially for your stated uses. If you don't like the price, buy something else, or use the freeware tools like GIMP.
I wouldn't steal the Vette, but I would steal software.
Why? Well, duh, because you won't get caught stealing software.
If I had the means to steal a Vette (if I didn't already own one