I agree with a lot of what you've said OP, especially this in one of your next posts:
Backing up an Android device is a terrible experience. It's a total joke that you need to root your device to make a decent backup. It really does become this massive time wasting hobby, needing to mess with and tweak a device to get functionality that should be there out-of-the-box. And then you get people telling you to get this app, or that app to get basic functionality that you want, then you get them, find they do what you were looking for... but then do other things terribly. For example, I had people on here tell me to replace Chrome on my N7, as it was really laggy, jerky etc, with Boat Browser, saying that it would be much smoother- it was a lot better than Chrome (thanks to those who suggested it). Then I was getting incredibly frustrated with the stock Jelly Bean keyboard. If I ever mistyped letters early in a word and it autocorrected the word to something incorrect, but close enough that I'd only need to change the last one or two letters of the word, I'd then backspace over those last couple of letters... and it would revert to the incorrect typing I'd written earlier. This happened so often that I'd avoid using the N7 for anything longer than a few words. Then I tried Swiftkey, which was slightly better, but isn't the godsend from typing heaven that people make it out to be, and found that it wouldn't autocorrect anything when used in Boat Browser.
Also the colour scheme is nasty, I agree. iOS, Windows and OS X are so much easier on the eyes. I thought I'd like Holo, but after a while I really got over how dark and muddy-looking everything was (I don't think the N7's washed out screen helped here). Dark grey keyboards on black backgrounds, white letters on black backgrounds, grey buttons, sickly shades of green in the Play Store... yeah I wasn't a fan. I much preferred the light Holo theme that popped up from time-to-time in certain apps, although the bright blues on white backgrounds could get hard to read on the washed-out N7 screen.
Before I get attacked, some parts of iOS look pretty bad too- e.g. the skeuomorphic apps like Game Centre and Find My Friends (shudder), but on the whole, I find the lighter colours and themes of iOS much easier on the eyes.