Jesus man. Try going to Dell/HP/Lenovo/Microsoft and asking them to replace your (what) 5 year old laptop with a brand new one?
Be happy. You're getting a brand new computer. Try to enjoy the sunshine outside.
Usually if they are issuing a replacement device, it comes from a completely separate pool of inventory, not from retail stock. The same thing goes for replacement iPhones and iPads. The other consideration is that in most cases, replacement stock for laptops (regardless of brand) has to come from the manufacturer. Best Buy does things differently under GSP in that they just issue you in-store credit for the original purchase price, which you can then put towards a new device.
Sorry if I came off a bit harsh earlier this month. I was just really frustrated at my experience at that point and how long it had been going on. I've also been using my MacBook Pro for video job interviews, and I ended up having to do one with an iPad 8, which wasn't the best experience (weird angle due to camera location, couldn't have notes/job description open on the side and google meetings being weird on Safari). So I had a little bit of urgency to get a replacement device in case there were more.
Anyhow I got the replacement MacBook Pro little over 2 weeks ago and this machine is amazing. It's a brand new base model 16" MacBook Pro M2. Since they don't make a 256 gb storage model, I essentially got a 512 gb storage upgrade from my previous machine (along side the upgrade of Apple Silicon and better design). It quiet, cool, keyboard is lovely to type on, speakers are amazing, screen is perfect. It know its a little thicker, through I like the ascetic, reminds me a bit of the older Powerbooks models. I'm grateful that Apple provided me a brand new replacement to a far superior model and the positive outcome reminds why I continue to purchase their products and services.
I originally had created this post as I realized that my MacBook Pro at the time was almost 5-6 years old. My older MacBook Pro 2012 had received updates until 2022, but based on the last few years, it didn't feel like this pattern would continue for newer models. I didn't necessarily need to, but it felt like I should upgrade or at least start planning and saving up. So I wanted to get the communities thoughts on that. I guess that point is moot now. If someone asked me, coming from an older Intel MacBook, if it's worth upgrading, I'd definitely say yes. That being said, this issue gave me the opportunity to install and use OCLP on my older MacBook Pro and its amazing the work the community has done to make it possible to update older Macs in such a streamlined and easy way.