Can you demonstrate evidence that soldered SSD is a significant point of failure?
Now, this is only anecdotal data but I have professionally maintained over a hundred Macs with SSDs (more then half of which had soldered or proprietary SSD), and we never had a single SSD or RAM failure. Most frequent things were keyboards, ports, display coating issues, with a few total system failures (blow capacitor/power system/GPU). Actually, the single mac-related SSD failure on my watch was a personal pre-retina MacBook Pro which I have upgraded to a Samsung SSD — it died after a year and half of use if I remember correctly. Which is funny, since it was the only non-Apple SSD I used (and the only one that failed).
The only real problem with soldered SSD is that in the very unlikely case of SSD failure, you end up shelving a higher repair bill that you would otherwise. Then again, Apple must feel confident enough about there SSD reliability since they now offer unlimited extended warranty+accident coverage.
It's not about taboo words. It's about the immaturity of pretending that your own personal preference is somehow related to gender. Nobody would give a damn if OP would say that they don't like the look of these machines, it's their taste and their privilege. But declaring that they are "feminine" while heavily suggesting that this makes them "inferior" somehow is basic bigotry.