AAAHHHHH BLOODY APPLE!!!!!
I decided to try a clean install of Sierra. So I did everything from scratch and tried to log in to iCloud.
Two-factor authentication > send SMS to phone ending with 42, very well > nothing.
Send the code again. Nothing.
Send the code again. Aah there it goes. "We apologize but we are unable to access the link you selected." What?
Send the code again. Nothing.
Send the code again. Nothing.
Send the code again. Nothing.
Send the code again. Nothing.
Send the code again. Nothing.
"We apologize but we are unable to access the link you selected."
So I thought I'd use the recovery code, then promptly discovered I don't have it anywhere. There is a good chance it was saved on my MBP. Which I just formatted. And then I found out if you don't have the recovery key, there's
nothing Apple can advice you to do other than get a new Apple ID. Even if you have the connected credit card, your ID, the "trusted device", etc.
I restarted the phone, restarted the Macbook, tried again and again. Either no code or "we apologize". Finally I went to my Hackintosh, logged in to iCloud (SMS arrived), discovered the security setting is elsewhere but I clicked "Trust This Browser" so I don't need no codes anymore, right? WRONG! Logged in to appleid.apple.com, got the code without problems, entered it, logged in AGAIN because when you want to log in it tells you to log in first (?), got the code (it works every time with the Hackintosh for some reason), then disabled two-factor authentication because that's the only way I seem to be able to log in to iCloud on my Macbook Pro. I already had to do the same on husband's Apple ID because none of his three trusted devices would receive the code.
And they ask me if I want to keep my Documents and Desktop in iCloud. Yeah, sounds like a great idea, Apple. Definitely safe there. Safe from me accessing them.
Is Cue responsible for how Apple ID is handled too? Just asking for voodoo doll purposes.