I was watching Top Gear last night and as a Christmas gift one of them received a bacon air freshener for their car. (Available on Amazon!)
I really liked the thought of this, especialy since my car has a coolant leak resulting in the heat smelling like syrup. But this smell like dog food.
I got a whiff of terrible old cardboard
I think that this product is a disgrace to the name of bacon.
My bacon lover was reluctant to open it since he wanted to make it last longer this way.
If you really want your car or truck to smell like bacon, get some hickory chips from a hardware store and fill up a sandwich bag. Poke a few holes in it, and then put it under your seat. BAM...works way better.
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My gf is a vegetarian & I'm not allowed bacon.
Gone are the days of the fat splattered work tops...the scent of frying swine engulfing the house & waking you from your slumber...that first bite of salty, tender meat in those butterey blankets of toast...and not to forget, the unmistakingly essential accompaniment...ketchup!
Salivating hard right now...
Life ain't fair...
Not allowed? Sounds like some great relationship you got there.
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My gf is a vegetarian & I'm not allowed bacon.
Gone are the days of the fat splattered work tops...the scent of frying swine engulfing the house & waking you from your slumber...that first bite of salty, tender meat in those butterey blankets of toast...and not to forget, the unmistakingly essential accompaniment...ketchup!
Salivating hard right now...
Life ain't fair...
Agreed. My wife's vegetarian, I always cleaned up after cooking it, as it's not fair for her to have to deal with the grease, but I was never not allowed to eat the stuff. The cost to me was she wouldn't kiss me afterwards.
My problem now is that just over a week ago I started following a vegan diet. I miss bacon the most.
Excuse me, what? If you're not a vegetarian, you should be eating what you want. Tell her you're eating bacon. If she doesn't like it, dump her immediately. That's ridiculous.
"So, S-mac-k, why did you and your girlfriend break up?"
"Bacon."
It's more about one person trying to control another. It's wrong and inconsiderate. If she wants to date a vegetarian, she should go find one, not insist her BF do what she tells him.
"So, S-mac-k, why did you and your boyfriend break up?"
My relationship has compromises in it, in both directions.Ya know what my response to that would have been? "Fine, I'll go kiss someone else." I'm not kidding. That's just stupid. The devil will be wearing ice skates before I ever put up with that from a BF.
Well, you did that to yourself.
True, and it was my decision, mostly for health reasons. I'll probably start eating bacon occasionally again after a few months.
My relationship has compromises in it, in both directions.
There's lots of good turkey bacon options out there that actually taste really good.