I heard once, though I have no idea how true it is since the source was not cited, that a study found the smell of cinnamon rolls to be the most sexually arousing to men.
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I heard once, though I have no idea how true it is since the source was not cited, that a study found the smell of cinnamon rolls to be the most sexually arousing to men.
Realtors say that, to help sell a house, you should put fresh bread or cinnamon cloves in the kitchen, and it will make the home subconsciously more attractive to those who tour it. Maybe some sizzlin' bacon would do the same trick!
Originally posted by whocares
Even if the tourers are vegetarians?
What then? A fine scent of ratatouille? Or something more earthy, like potato?
Prunes? Great way of testing the toilets
-- assuming the smell would encourage bowel movements. I've got it: hang garlic. That would insure no werewolves move in.
using bacon grease to cook hashbrowns? dipping bread in bacon grease?
Who needs bacon to give me a stroke, I can just read this thread!
Who needs bacon to give me a stroke, I can just read this thread!
angrylawngnome said:
Yeah, charities suck. They are always coming to my house and trying to preach their crap to me. Oh now wait, thats the Jehova's Witnesses. Bastards.
Awimoway said:
I think food and sex should be kept as far away from each other as possible. Even if I liked the food. My ex-girlfriend kissed me once with chocolate in her mouth, and it only really grossed me out. Guess that's why she's my ex.
angrylawngnome said:
Yes, squeamishness can cause problems. I, for one, do not like tuna, oysters, or anything else that comes out of the ocean. Even the smell turns me off. Needless to say, this poses a few minor problems in bed.
You forgot steps 3-5.Awimoway said:Cook.
Then serve.
step 3: light match
step 4: drop in pan
step 5: enjoy the instant bonfire
pimentoLoaf said:
I think I gave this one earlier in the thread.
wrap breadsticks(the thin hard kind) in bacon. Roll in parmesan cheese. bake at 350 for 10-12 minutes.
2-3 Tablespoons (heaping) of Crisco.pimentoLoaf said:
set heat to high.
fry that pork fat in fat.
cover in cheese.
wrap more bacon on the cheese bacon.
dip bread in grease.
wrap bacon covered bacon in grease bread.
serve with hot wings.
if anyone reads The Week, they had a little blurb about the best bacons. apparently some panel named slab bacon from Summerfield Farms (Virginia) the best, followed by apple-smoked from Nueske's Hillcrest Farm (WI), apple-smoked from Nodine's Smokehouse (CT), organic nitrite/nitrate-free from Niman Ranch (CA), and Kunzler (PA).
and if you don't read The Week, you should. it's a fantastic weekly news summary, both domestic and international. and they also run bits about bacon and stuff.
and if you don't read The Week, you should. it's a fantastic weekly news summary, both domestic and international. and they also run bits about bacon and stuff.
I got a good laugh out of your post, briankonar! Thanks for the recipe. I would make the last line "serve with hot wings and diet root beer".briankonar said:2-3 Tablespoons (heaping) of Crisco.
set heat to high.
fry that pork fat in fat.
cover in cheese.
wrap more bacon on the cheese bacon.
dip bread in grease.
wrap bacon covered bacon in grease bread.
serve with hot wings.
Doctor Q said:
And my recipe for Hagrid's Boot as a dessert:
> Wrap six Twinkies with bacon, dip in batter, deep fry
> Dip, with that chocolate stuff Dairy Queen uses for dipped cones; chill
> Wrap with smoked turkey, dip in batter, deep fry
> Dip, with that butterscotch stuff DQ uses for dipped cones; chill
> Wrap with ham, dip in batter, deep fry
> Serve with knife, fork, and a large tub of melted cheddar cheese for dipping
Yummy!
haha yikes people.
who was it on here that was saying they hoped or couldnt wait for morningstar farms to make veggie bacon? i wonder because i saw some at the grocery store today. didnt buy any, but it looked tasty.
who was it on here that was saying they hoped or couldnt wait for morningstar farms to make veggie bacon? i wonder because i saw some at the grocery store today. didnt buy any, but it looked tasty.
vegitary bacon ??? ...i didn't know that something like this existet ...hm sounds like milk without milk for me..
i wouldn't eat that...never
i wouldn't eat that...never
Xero said:haha yikes people.
who was it on here that was saying they hoped or couldnt wait for morningstar farms to make veggie bacon? i wonder because i saw some at the grocery store today. didnt buy any, but it looked tasty.
I've not had their bacon. Their Hot dogs and burgers and sausage are tasty. Morningstar makes veggie food for carnivores
They make bacon out of other animals as well. I've had beef bacon which was just as yummy. A bit leaner and well tasted like cow.
MongoTheGeek said:
the beef bacon that i had was ok, but it didn't seem like bacon at all... much too beefy to be bacon.