It turns out that the 'Driving Aids' section about 'Driver Alerts' is a system to determine the state of a drivers' alertness. The side with the steering wheel indicates that you're doing alright, and if the indicator is more towards the coffee mug, you may need to pull over for a double shot!
(My car doesn't have this particular option installed though)
Hahaha, excellent. Next thing you know Nestle is going to team up with ford and start integrating those silly nespresso pods into the dash...
Oh man! I seem to recall various places around my area offering the opportunity to do some cuppings. I ought to check those out if I ever find the time.