But you don't have to go to Disneyland, at least not in the US. You can visit Six Flags, Universal Studios, or several other different theme parks.
If you want multiple app stores and sideloading, Android is available. Indeed, that is what most EU customers choose.
Whoosh!! right over your head. You can visit Six Flags, etc, because they don't have to use Disney, a potential competitor, for anything.
If you already were locked into Apple's ecosystem, which is another anti-consumer thing they do, then you actually have to repay for any apps, etc, that you already bought that works for iOS. This choice of android is an illusion, not to mention that if Google had their way they would remove that now. They are trying to do the same thing Apple is doing.
Why do you think Apple removed the ability to purchase/rent shows on their Android AppleTV+ app recently? They don't want to pay Google their commission. Complete hypocrisy on Apple's part.