I'm 16. My parents bought me my PowerBook G4 last January for my birthday. I didn't put a cent towards paying for it. My grades are slipping. I have no social life because I don't relate to my mindless generation. I have been unemployed for almost three years. I'm a victim of unrequited love because she thinks that she is on Sweet Sixteen or Laguna Beach or one of those other MTV monstrosities. I sit at home and swim, watch HBO, and think about the next play that I will write even though I never have the energy to begin it. I'm not a people person.
Leave the teens alone. Let them figure it all out on their own.