You have a message thread with your exact place of employment clearly detailed. At the very, very minimum, you're out of a job by tonight.
More likely, your store will be shuttered by morning. I can guarantee you that you've made life utter hell for everyone above you.
The best you can do is purge every thread and hope this gets pulled off the front page, but it really is too late. Good luck.
to me this is a very humorous version of reality