You jest, but compare the feel of an iPhone 3/3G-S to a Galaxy S4 and its not even a comparison. One of them feels like a happy meal toy, and it's not the iPhone...
Huh. Well, my old 3GS had a problem where the plastic started cracking all by itself for no reason. It was a known issue for both the 3G and 3GS. Never had that on a Samsung.
Again, very premium product from Apple as always...