Apple just wants him to go away.
Why? More specifically, I don’t believe its Apples end goal to thwart the customer for what reasons? You saying “Apple just wants him to go away” sounds like you’re conflating a negative experience of your own and now asserting this _must_ be the same reason. They didn’t find a defect and found it to be in specification that doesn’t affect the water resistance and/or its been deemed its not defective. Perhaps you’re comment isn’t the case at all here.