It's more cringey, but that works too I guess.This thread is so funny
It's more cringey, but that works too I guess.
But isn't waving the phone in everyones face exactly how you demonstrate the amazing abilities of the phone that you have and nobody else does?I find it hilarious how some of you think I am walking around with my phone in the air in everyone’s face lol.
Says a lot.
Gorgeous women are doing parkour over fences just to chase down and befriend that guy because he has a new phone?
How on earth does this apply to anything in this thread?I remember I have this buddy who was talking crap about one of our female co-workers. One of her special talents is the ability to disassemble and assemble a M1 rifle blindfolded in like two minutes. She took ROTC classes or whatever and her pops served the military. And then my buddy is telling me it's no big deal. Nothing to brag about because she took those courses.
Then he starts talking about Gal Gadot and how she used to serve IDF for two years. If you Google search images IDF women, plenty of them are hotties like Gal. My buddy gave me a different perspective on sports. He thinks sports and athletes is WEAK. It's mostly for themselves and not life-risking.
My buddy is into military stuff like DevGRU, Blackhawk Down stories, political intrigue, espionage, James Bond / Jason Bourne stuff. Things that can affect nations. Not sports teams. Perspective. Shallow world. Whipping out a phone is no big deal if you don't know how to defend yourself or willing to die for strangers in war.
I respect DevGRU over any military teams. You know how hard it is to train for SEAL Team Six? This is no Call of Duty crap. You have to be truly elite to be part of that. You can be Mr. Howell and date Ginger but I would rather be the Professor who marries Mary Ann. Be useful. Showing off stuff isn't. Like poseurs wasting time on Facebook showing off how amazing their life is with photos when it really isn't.
I remember I have this buddy who was talking crap about one of our female co-workers. One of her special talents is the ability to disassemble and assemble a M1 rifle blindfolded in like two minutes. She took ROTC classes or whatever and her pops served the military. And then my buddy is telling me it's no big deal. Nothing to brag about because she took those courses.
Then he starts talking about Gal Gadot and how she used to serve IDF for two years. If you Google search images IDF women, plenty of them are hotties like Gal. My buddy gave me a different perspective on sports. He thinks sports and athletes is WEAK. It's mostly for themselves and not life-risking.
My buddy is into military stuff like DevGRU, Black Hawk Down stories, political intrigue, espionage, James Bond / Jason Bourne stuff. Things that can affect entire nations. Not sports teams. Perspective. Shallow world now. Whipping out a phone is no big deal if you don't know how to defend yourself or willing to die for strangers in war.
I respect DevGRU over any military teams. You know how hard it is to train for SEAL Team Six? This is no Call of Duty crap. You have to be truly elite to be part of that. You can be Mr. Howell and date Ginger but I would rather be the Professor who marries Mary Ann. Be useful. Showing off stuff isn't. Like poseurs wasting time on Facebook showing off how amazing their life is with photos when it really isn't.
That was probably the POTUS off on a tangent again.How on earth does this apply to anything in this thread?
How on earth does this apply to anything in this thread?
This thread might end up being a classic on MR. It's definitely making my morning go by faster!
Do you honestly not see the pure absurdity of this thread? It’s nothing but self-congratulatory braggadocio. You make it sound as if you’re some celebrity or something, just because you own a new phone. It’s just plain silly. And, as I said, truly embarrassing of our community.Oh please, go suck an egg bro.
So I can’t use MY phone in public ? That’s when I get approached. I’m from Boston where people out here are generally friendly and techies. So of course they are going to approach someone who is standing in line at Starbucks waiting for their coffee.
Sorry that I am approachable ?
Hey man, that’s just how you painted the picture with your initial post. Like you walk down the street and people just flock to you due to your superpower of owning an iPhone X, because somehow they just magically know what phone you’re using.I find it hilarious how some of you think I am walking around with my phone in the air in everyone’s face lol.
You make it sound as if you’re some celebrity or something, just because you own a new phone.
Hey man, that’s just how you painted the picture with your initial post. Like you walk down the street and people just flock to you due to your superpower of owning an iPhone X, because somehow they just magically know what phone you’re using.
LOL perfect representation!I'm pretty sure everyone reading the original post imagined it like this:
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