Your bias is showing through just as much as you claim couch's to be.
The point he was making is simple - and true. All Apple needs to do is release a visual overhaul of iOS and, through their clever marketing, will have millions of people drooling over it, when all they'd have done is really just release an iOS update that is the equivalent of a visual theme.
People will be saying it's faster, easier to use, more intuitive and smoother just because Apple will market it that way.
Ahh I enjoy and use both iOS and Android devices and am well aware of both their strengths and weaknesses. So just because I call him out on speaking rubbish I'm biased?
What annoys me is when people claim that there should be a "one size fits all" solution for everyone. His post screams "I want this so should everyone" and "if you use iOS your stupid" he clearly is never going to be happy with iOS ever again. He dramatically described his recent iphone journey as a nightmare
People just need to accept that they have different preferences. Yes iOS is getting stale and has some major shortcomings in some areas, I was never claiming it didn't. The settings area is a mess and needs the biggest overhaul IMO. But some people do still like using iOS and don't have "the veil over their eyes" as couch claims.