Welp, here it is in a nutshell: Apple products are bad. If they don't sell, it's because they're no good. If they do sell, it's because of 'the herd'. Make up arguments and 'evidence' so long as it drives home the first point. Repeat.
How much does Online Reputation Management pay these days? I hope none of you are doing this for free.
At no point in my post did I say Apple makes bad products. I own many Apple products; just not the iPhone.
People need to get over this idea that only non-Apple fans criticize Apple. If anything, Apple fans should be the first in line to point out out the shortcomings of their products. Anything less would be disingenuous.