I know you're just trying to troll, but I'm going to give my fair, own real life experiences.
One or two family members have Androids. And a co-worker. So, I've checked them out, playing around and spending some time using them. On every single one, the screen is such a huge letdown. I'm talking about the quality and clearness. Even on my dads Galaxy S5. I wasn't rude, so I didn't say anything. I also owned a Galaxy Tab for a few months and its screen was kinda crappy too. It just reeks of cheapness. If it was great- I would say so.
But mostly, its that god-forsaken OS. Jesus. Its so... laggy and rough. It simply is not fluid like IOS. YES, it IS customizable. Font, colors etc. But I believe Apple got all that right from the beginning so I dont need to adjust that.
My co-worker has a new S5 also. It acts/feels like a Chinese copy. Not to be rude but its just clunky and I was disappointed by the camera. My point is, I've given them a fair shake and I think Apple is MUCH higher quality overall. Apple isnt always first, but when they do it, they usually get it RIGHT.
To each their own, but to me the choice is a no-brainer.