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We certainly live in crazy times.
While my own nMP thanks God behaves in almost 2 years reasonably OK, people depending on their computer to make a living should seriously consider having a second computer able to perform more or less OK their usual work for sad situations like this one, in which the most expensive mac surprisingly shows a serious problem.
Unfortunately not everyone can afford such an alternative.
I do not share your view that Apple does not know what is going on with the nMP since every human product is always far from perfect.
Therefore sooner or later some fault can -unfortunately- be found out.
However I believe they should supply another computer during the repair time precisely for all those who cannot wait idle until their nMP is repaired.
Since the nMP is supposed to be the right tool for professional work, such a replacement program until repair finished should be taken seriously by Apple.
If I would be in such a situation I would certainly put pressure on Apple to obtain a replacement until my mac is back.
Ed
Sure, human product is always far from perfect. I dont need it perfect, I need it working and not crash unpredictably. That just show poor quality, which is disappointing for apple which pride themselves for reliable machines. Also this makes working so much more frustrating.
I dont think apple knows whats going on because they would already issue a public recall/repair. That would make life easier for those affected. Also there was a thread in the official apple forum that suggested sudo nvram boot-args dart=0x0. Apparently its something to do with intel's vt-d ram. With that setting crashing wasnt as intense, however I still need to reset pram to reset the nvram. This shows that it could be pointing to a firmware and hardware issue.
Also logged my case and had a call from apple engineer to do a quick diagnose. But that was a year ago.
But you dont seem to have a problem at all. Lucky u, I guess.
I just hope by more people talking about this issue, apple would concentrate on finding this unpredictable crash issue and give a full repair soon.