Ah, thanks for the laugh. If anyone is going to tell me to get out of the "boonies", he should at least have the temerity to spell it correctly. Thanks for proving my point.
Just out of curiosity, which two languages do you speak?
Please tell me why you specified "large US city". Why would Berlin not count? Or London? Or Frankfurt am Main? Or Amsterdam? Or Ontario?
Don't get me wrong, I love the country of my birth. I dedicated the first half of my adult life to its service, and continue to do so in various degrees. But I've also seen the value and worth of other countries and cultures, enough to know that a knee-jerk "I'm better than they are" is really inappropriate and immature.
But don't feel bad. Hopefully, you've learned to not disparage people because they are from some place you know little about. Now you might know that foreign (to you) countries might not be so bad, and that Southern people might not all be a herd of unwashed rednecks.
I never travel in a herd, and I bathe daily.
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