Wait – The revolver has really been changed to a squirt gun? That's just sad.
Edit: Just saw your link above. What the **** Apple?
Edit 2:
Holy ****. My phone just updated to bring me a keyboard of new emojis and I literally screamed at it and hit the phone to the floor. I started yelling and swearing at it and I slammed the phone on the floor. I’m so distressed right now I don’t know what to do. I didn’t mean to do that to my phone but I’m literally in shock from the new emoji changes today. I feel like I’m going to explode. Why the ****ing **** are they changing? This can’t be happening. I’m having a ****ing breakdown. I don’t want to believe the world is so insane. I want a future with better emojis. I want Steve to be president and fix this broken keyboard of emojis. I cannot ****ing deal with this right now. It wasn’t supposed to be like this, I thought the old emojis were so popular???? This is so ****ed.