I think you need to put together a book of English pubs and photos from them with a guide as to where they can be found. That way should any of us here decide to visit England we'd have a handy reference!Small white camper... Old guy with Groucho Marx glasses 'n' eyebrows combo... probably in a pub...
Not too hard to spot.
In one of my favourite pubs today, the Fleece in Bretforton, near Evesham. Here's an elderly gent sitting by the fire in one of the high-backed settles... lit just by the light from a tiny window...