Ha ha ha... yeah whatever you say...
It is like Love... it's not how long you have been in love that counts, it's how hard you fall in love... and you my friend are besotted with cameras the same as we are...
Do your cameras have a proper place where you keep them? rather than wherever you last put them down ? if so then you are a camera nerd. Do you choose from a selection of cameras depending on your predicted needs when you leave the house? .. oops... camera nerd! are your batteries charged and ready to go more often than your phone? - yep... nerdus-camerus
But I only have one camera...
Two......
Three
There is a shelf where they sit, all ready in their bags with the preferred lenses, flashguns, filters etc., plus 2 spare charged batteries for each, but I think I'm a lens whore rather than a camera nerd
Cheers
Hugh