I just realized that I never posted this in here. I upgraded from my flat bar to a pair of bullhorns. I LOVE them! I wrapped them with some Fizik microtex tape in apple green (iirc). Since my MTB shifters' clamps have a diameter of 22.2mm and road bars have a diameter of 23.8mm, I had to file out the clamp before I could stick them on there. Now that I jerryrigged them on, I love my bullhorns! Also got a biopace crankset and new Deore LX front derailleur (not pictured). I am proud to say that I installed all of this myself!
Sticker on the top tube reads: Just because we both ride bikes doesn't mean we're friends.