Doing my best Homer Simpson impression: *grumble* Stupid AppleStore, sending me faulty RAM, and now i only have 1.5 GBs on an Intel system, which reduces performace... *grumble, grumble*
Mr. Burns: Smithers, who is this lackey from Sector G that can afford to buy RAM from Apple? We are paying him far too much!
Smithers: Uh, that's Homer Simpson, sir.
Mr. Burns: Simpson, eh! And then the RAM is faulty and he doesn't even return it. Such a goldbricker. He deserves a just reward. Smithers, release the hounds!
Smithers: Right away, sir.
Mr. Burns: Excellent!