My Nikon D200+MB-D200 vertical grip, with the 300mm f/2.8D AF-S I (lens now sold).
My Nikon D2HS with my 200mm f/2.0G AF-S VR Super-ED, which is the best lens in existence. Despite being a bit shorter than the 70-200mm VR when neither lens has a hood on, it is just as wide as the 300mm f/2.8 and 200-400mm f/4, and weighs the same as the 300/2.8 and is only a bit lighter than the 200-400, which is nearly 2x as long.
My Vintage Nikon D1, which i'm converting to infrared and use for collecting/nostalgic reasons. No lens attached. That is the original styrofoam packaging.
Not pictured, but I also have a Nikon D70 hanging around, and several other lenses (Nikon 17-55mm f/2.8G DX, 28mm f/3.5 AI, 45mm f/2.8P 'pancake lens', 70-200mm f/2.8G AF-S VR) with more being added constantly in both body and lens categories. And a ton and a half of accessories for them.
My Nikons are excellent and I wouldn't trade them for...um...all the gold in Fort Knox....I would simply agree, take the gold, sell half of it, and buy back the cameras and lenses etc. and then go to town with the rest of the money