Cough, is the only answer to the first question.
Ah, re the second, um, well, there are bottles of three different types of Meursault, a few Grand Cru wines from Bordeaux, several premier crus, a Chateau Kirwan, some aged tawnies and vintage ports, (20 year olds, and a 30 year old, a stunning solera sherry from 1961), some serious Burgundies, and a number of stunning Amarones from Italy.
And then quite a, well, good number of exceedingly good mid level wines, from Italy: Several ripassos a, and a crate of good rich wine Spain (Los Cosmillos is a favourite, as is Manium, and Eternum Viti), and some excellent Rieslings from Germany and Gewurztraminers from Alsace.
From France, there are several pretty good reds, (mid range Burgundy and Bordeaux) and some lovely Pouilly-Fuisee wines, which are a revelation, and some terrific wines from Muller in Austria.