My brand new 16 inch Macbook Pro has none of these issues.
Minimal if any ghosting, no coil whine, no popping, and the battery life is a beast.
2.4ghz i9, 32GB, 4TB SSD, 8GB Graphics
You don't know how to look for the ghosting and popping. A screen requires less than 15ms response time to be considered 'minimal' ghosting. It requires less than 8ms response time and 240Hz to use the term 'if any ghosting'.
The retina screens since about 2014 have some of the lowest response times in the industry, probably to save cost and battery power. Every MacBook Pro in an Apple Store has quite obvious ghosting.
Every MacBook Pro in an Apple Store has popping speakers.
Apple didn't magically create the special no popping edition especially for you.