I hope you are not being serious, but if you are...@D.T. @bunnspecial @AutoUnion39
Any of you guys know which fuse I yank to disable ABS in my E60? All this snow lately in New England makes me realize yet again how useless ABS, traction control and stability control are. Increased braking distance, inhibition of forward movement, inability to slide around strategically... all worthless and dangerous features.
I would like to yank the same fuses in my girlfriends gen2 Volvo S60 as well. Disabiling the airbags too has been on my to do list as well. Those things are dangerous and cause more harm than good. I feel bad putting off these mods when her safety and wellbeing is the most important thing in the world to me.
The ABS on the E60 should have EBD enabled, so it will find the individual wheel(s) with the most grip and direct all braking to them as needed. You can always pull the e-brake
You can defeat the stability and traction on a BMW by pressing and holding the button for around 10 second. Could on the older E46/E39 for sure. You get a second warning light on the dashboard.
As for air bags, no idea where you get your information that they cause more harm than good. If you have correct position of seats, steering wheel use and use of seat belts, they are proven over and over that they save way more lives and serious injuries than the minor issues they can cause (e.g. minor burns).
Also you are in MA, so you need to pass state inspections, can't do that with warning lights etc. The BMW will glow up like a Christmas tree if you try to defeat any of the above, as would a Volvo. And may well not reset just by replacing the fuses etc, may need clearing with software and programming cable via the OBD2 port. Also, pretty sure you would invalidate your insurance if you did this and had an accident? And can't say that you would just replace the fuses if you had an accident, not the sort of thing you can do when you car is upside down on I-95
Anyway, having said all that, check out the Bentley manual:
https://wiki.bentleypublishers.com/display/tech/BMW+E60+models,+rear+fuse+box,+fuse+positions
Probably the DSC and ABS are the same system, not 100% sure.