but Jeez Louise, you just don't need it, do you ?
Indeed no, I believe the term rhymes with 'clucking bell'.
It's probably something silly like a mixed up delivery reference or a neighber I didn't know the name of. Or it could be one of Moseley's distinctive tribe of street drunks somehow masquerading as me and then selling the iPad on for cheap cider - I'll look on the bright side shall I?