Monday morning and still my MyChoice refuses to show me where my iPhone is. I got charged for the tax on the phone (doing payments with Apple Card) so here's what I know:
- My iPhone exists
- It's over some kind of territory. Not sure where, but there's a presence of carbon molecules, so at least it didn't go Elon on me.
- It's in some kind of debauchery with you people. Who or what? No idea. Maybe it even hooked up with a Samsung Fold thinking it was twins really stuck together.
- Probably won't know anything until its states-side
TL>DR: My phone is having a "Hangover" type moment and I need it to phone home.