Or look at it another way. You could have very poorly implemented apps (Siri and Apple Maps). Or get yearly updates that brick your iphone. That's always fun. Or get updates on 3 year old iphones that essentially make them useless. LOL (I have yet to see an iphone that is 5 years old (iphone 4S) running iOS10.) A bit of an exhaggeration on your part.
It's all in jest dude. There are pluses and minuses to both OS's.
Lol
Now you're pulling for straws.
I dont have any problems with Siri or Maps. And I haven't got an ios update that bricked my iPhone since the ios 3 days.
But even if the OTA update goes wrong you can always plug in to itunes and restore/update using that. Unless never getting an update is considered better
The Iphone 5 was released in September 2012 and is still supported by Apple with ios 10. 4-5 months off is not an exaggeration, your assumptions are though