JBot said:i love that 75% of the comebacks to this illogical kids comment about macs, refers to the look of the case.
I want a big gang fight to happen, instead of west and east, the mac vs windows crew.
The mac gang will show up with body armour but no weapons. (symbolizing unix strength os, but no way to fix/defend itself if something happens.)
The windows crew will show up with layers among layers of body armor, but less strength than the macs body armor, swords, about 20% of them will be sick.
Fight till the death, jobs vs gates.
round 1!
The fight begins, and the windows crew, each carrying 50 lb sledge hammers, multi-bladed axes, and similar (decidedly deadly, but highly unwieldly), starts stripping off their bulky hindering armor so they can 'play'. Some of them get tangled in their various straps and have to be cut out of their remaining armor before they can join the fight.
The Mac gang members reach into their pockets, and pull out one of a variety small, simple weapons (mace canisters, snap batons, brass knuckles, etc.), each very well designed for its particular use, and proceed to quickly incapacitate the newly unarmored windows crew.
The Windows crew limps home, battered, crowing about how they would have won if they'd been using the *next* version of their equipment which will be so much better. The Mac gang is befuddled the next day when they read in the news that the Windows crew won the day.