You're absolutely right, sir. Indeed, I myself believe Apple should charge much, much more for their products, as they are worth so much more that what Apple, merciful, is selling them for.
Apple makes sublime products that are surpassed only by successive iterations of the same products. Every time I am outside with my iMac people stare at me like I am a god among humans. As I pass by, I must remind these peasants that no, I am no god and that Apple is the all mighty, the know-it-all.
As I go around exploring this beautiful world I can easily share every moment with my family thanks to the magnanimous Apple, which no wrong can do.
I am humbled as how every Apple miracle (commonly called "devices" by non-believers) is perfectly and playfully integrated with each other, as one would expect from the all-knowing Apple.
Let's talk about beauty. Our eyes will need to be modified to allow the full spectrum of light to be able to fully appreciate how gorgeous, sublime and mesmerizing all Apple's products are designed from a single, united and focused universal mind of creation.
I simply cannot wait to interact with all these miracles of creation, and I hope some day I can also use my limited mind to integrate all of my mind's creations so well.
Overpriced? Nonsense. This is art. Godly art.
I love it when people use sarcasm to hide their intolerance towards other people's opinions. And when they overuse other people's jokes to do it. You bring much to this world, sir.