Windows=the suxxors or 10 Things I hate about Windows.
One: GUI. You know I never really had a problem with the user interface, until I tried to use it. XP advocates will always fart their blow-holes about one button mice and what not. I've never needed two buttons. Ever. On windows, you have right click, but the contextual menus don't have the options you'd expect to be there. Merge tables in Office? NO WAY. M$ decided for me, that I don't need to do that. Well screw you M$.
Two: Backward-compatability. i love backwards compatability. I really do. I like being able to play Doom on my XP machine. But it also scares me, knowing that DOS is still in the under workings. I'm using something that hasn't been changed in more than 20 years. Do what Apple did, throw backwards compatibility to the wind, and really innovate. I don't really want to run Win95 apps in XP, because if I still needed them, I wouldn't have updated.
Three: Quality of the hardware. Any schmuck can throw some crappy parts into a box and plug the wires in. Try something new.
Four: Upgrades. THEY DON"T DO ANYTHING. Day to day use, I noticed my Smell was a little slow. So I thought, Hey, I'ma gonna put more RAM in. 70 bucks later, the only
difference is that my programs are taking up MORE memory. I add more, they spread out more. The different configurations? Yeah, trillions, googols, etc. But how many of those are attractive configs. Yeah, I can put a Rage XL in my Dell, but would it do anything? No. So who cares
Five: Mediocre. I don't know what it is, but something about Windows just feels LAME. For example. Recycle Bin. I'm not recycling it, its not like the hard drive has a predetermined amount of 1's and 0's it can write before it craps out, I just want the file gone. Trash is a better name for it, because thats what it is, trash, I don't want it. Control Panel. Its not a control panel. It provides maybe half the functionality of a car dashboard with 12 knobs and levers on it. You expect to change something, but the "wizard" for it is hidden away in your C:/Windows folder. Start menu. Ready. Set? BLOAT. Awesome, I can have every conceivable application at mt fingertips, if my fingertips were 17" long. When your "start" menu takes up your whole screen, its more like stop and search than start.
Six: Don't Give it to me If It Don't Work. Scheduled tasks is great at this. I told XP to shut down my computer at 10:00. 11:00 rolls around. Still up and sluggishly jogging. Thanks Billy Gates!
Seven: Legacy support. Why does the Windows boot screen display at 640x480? Who the hell has a standard VGA monitor anymore. I'm UXGA bitch, give me my resollution. If you have a small monitor, get a new one or get a gun. (Excluding laptop owners).
Eight: Search (ing for a better search function). Hey little pooch, can you help me find that file that I lost 4 months ago? Yeah, dig the ground, keep digging. No results found. Thanks a lot you dirty mutt. Yeah, Google desktop thing, but I don't feel like waiting forever for it to index my harddrive. Spotlight pwns.
Nine: Viruses, Spyware, and Adware. THis is more of a smackdown to the scum who make these things. Get a real job and get off my computer. I don't my balls to shrivel up everytimg a pop-up ad comes up. I don't want to flinch when I open a downloaded file. Give me freedom.
Ten: Fanboys. Seriously, get you head out of your ass. Wake up and smell the coffee. YOur 10 year old arguements no longer mean anything. Once you use both on an everyday basis, then you can make an educated choice. Until then, shut your mouth.