You know you're an Apple Geek when...

[iMacZealot]

when you have more iPods then you use..... and you still think you need a new one

I just acquired a new shuffle (still unused)... my wife just bought a nano... I still have my mini....

I still use both my video and mini. I use the mini on trips sometimes because I'm less worried about it getting stolen, and it also took me a long time to realise that a video will charge through a FireWire charger. I really want the 6th gen when it comes out, though.

 

[Brethil]

You know You are an Apple geek when...

...You ride this :



...You use Mac since 1994 and you were born in 1990


Breth
ps: For those who wonder the Apple (Command) key icon means "Interesting Function".
More info about that here : Apple Key

 

[Jasonbot]

You name your black a white dog/cow Clarus...

 

[Luis]

EDIT: I just found some. Looks like I don't have an excuse to buy a new Mac or iPod again, after all.

Hmmm so running out of Apple Stickers is a reason for buying things? I may just have to try that

 

[iSaint]

You name your black a white dog/cow Clarus...

Moof!!!




Your family agrees to get up at 5 am and drive two hours to get in line for an Apple Store grand opening!

 

[Jasonbot]

Your family agrees to get up at 5 am and drive two hours to get in line for an Apple Store grand opening!

I did that, only thing is the store wasn't 2 hours away! I got a nano for being the first one there..

 

[iowamensan]

Speaks for itself:

 

[zane]

When you kiss up to your mom for 6 months so you can skip school to watch live updates of macworld and wwdc.


When you fondle your imac late at night in the nude.


That kinda stuff.

 

[72930]

When you (a non-professional) call someone (not a mac fan) during a "go to the toilet" in your own birthday dinner to find out what happened in NAB, around 40 minutes before getting back

 

[iSaint]

I did that, only thing is the store wasn't 2 hours away! I got a nano for being the first one there..

We were 13th - 16th in line. I overheard one of the managers looking for the guy that was first in line. I don't know what they gave him.

When you fondle your imac late at night in the nude.

TMI!

 

[0007776]

When you fondle your imac late at night in the nude.

Did we really want to know that you do that?

 

[yellow]

Finally got it.

 

[patrick0brien]

When you fondle your imac late at night in the nude.

-zane

Don't misspell 'Disk Insertion'.

 

[TheBobcat]

Haha if it was a MacBook you could have your dong modified to be a MagSafe connector. And so it wouldn't cause baby problems down the road, you can pop it right out easily.

Magsafe-cised.

 

[zane]

Haha if it was a MacBook you could have your dong modified to be a MagSafe connector. And so it wouldn't cause baby problems down the road, you can pop it right out easily.

Magsafe-cised.

The thing is if my imac had babies I would be ok with it she seems like a good mother though thanks for the advice.

 

[2pac]

That's me



I walk around sticking them on all my friends cars

thats illegal! someone will bust you up

 

[NATO]

I finally used one of my Apple stickers, on something completely unrelated to Apple, namely my Ice Hockey helmet I think I may get accused of being an Apple Geek when I next turn up for practice

 

[patrick0brien]

I think I may get accused of being an Apple Geek when I next turn up for practice

-NATO

And your answer should be: "Yes. Yes I am. You got a problem widdat?"

 

[NATO]

-NATO

And your answer should be: "Yes. Yes I am. You got a problem widdat?"

... Followed by a hard body check

 

[synth3tik]

You know your an Apple geek when...

You write letters to Apple complaining that Terminal does not have a full screen mode. Then you go forth giving them the threads needed to do so.....erm, NO IT!

 

[iBookG4user]

This is just sad, I put MBP instead of MPH. I should hope that qualifies me as an Apple Geek. That and the fact that I carry around a typed version of 'Here's to the Crazy Ones'.

 

[Cindynjgirl79]

when at 2am make a list of all the best ones and post them on myspace, but none of your friends think it's as funny as u do!

 

[Bobdude161]

When you have "Apple products" as part of your budget and buying another old Mac almost every month.

 

[BlackDan]

I agree, I can't resist buying our company's old TiBooks. I just <3 those.

 

[anjinha]

You know you're an apple geek when your iPod has more expensive socks than you do...