You're an even bigger G33k when you hack OS X to run on your PC at work
Naughty you...
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You know you're an Apple Geek when...
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Naughty you...
Hah, I just thought of that yesterday when I went snowboarding that I should put an Apple sticker on mine. Damn am I sore this morning.
psychofreak said:Sure, sure, I believe you
Hey, I don't even go to work. I'm still in high school
psychofreak said:Right...and pigs can fly
I saw this on someones sig here at macrumors: Never argue with an idiot. They bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
So I shall remain speechless.
When you face your Apple laptop away from you on your desk just to look at the glowy Apple logo (just did that right now ).
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oooooooo, i can see a fight goin down. Talk smack up in dis thread, son!
Yes, Anyways....
...you apply to work at an Apple store the day you find out they're opening a store near you.
That's right, Apple is FINALLY coming to our great city.
You actually got a job as a mac tech.
You know how to reset the pmu on most machines
you have planned vacations based on apple events.
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When you worked at an apple store and realized that it wasn't mac nerdy enough for you.
You know how to reset the pmu on most machines
you have planned vacations based on apple events.
one more
When you worked at an apple store and realized that it wasn't mac nerdy enough for you.
My name is Father Jack and I think I am an Apple Geek.
I have Apple stickers on the door into my study, on my filing cabinet drawers, on my Mini-fridge, my printers (all three of them) on my ......... the list goes on and on
Do I qualify?
FJ
I have Apple stickers on the door into my study, on my filing cabinet drawers, on my Mini-fridge, my printers (all three of them) on my ......... the list goes on and on
Do I qualify?
FJ
When everyone in your department @ work comes looking for you to answer some simple** questions for them to relay to the customer..
Yes this happens @least 2x a day
simple** = very basic questions e.g. the software bundled with the Mac
Yes this happens @least 2x a day
simple** = very basic questions e.g. the software bundled with the Mac
...when the substitute teacher at our heavy-PC school pulls out her iBook and a hundred eyes lay on you and say "Look, (my first name), it's an Apple!"
...when you tell people that Apple's making a mobile phone a year before they do and nobody believes you.
...when you tell my sister to wait a week to buy a PowerBook -- new ones are coming next Tuesday.
...when you've registered on the biggest mac forum out there as "iMacZealot".
...when you tell people that Apple's making a mobile phone a year before they do and nobody believes you.
...when you tell my sister to wait a week to buy a PowerBook -- new ones are coming next Tuesday.
...when you've registered on the biggest mac forum out there as "iMacZealot".
My mum does that when there's a mac on tv or when we're out and she sees on.
...when you've registered on the biggest mac forum out there as "iMacZealot".
I did that but my user name is "Eyemacg5"
... You have the Apple logo tattooed on yourself...
Do you? Show us! I command it!
Markleshark said:
livingfortoday said:
...Or you have happy and sad mac faces tattooed to your ankles
...Or you have happy and sad mac faces tattooed to your ankles
I just was hoping there were two of us out there!
My name is Father Jack and I think I am an Apple Geek.
I have Apple stickers on the door into my study, on my filing cabinet drawers, on my Mini-fridge, my printers (all three of them) on my ......... the list goes on and on
Do I qualify?
FJ
Only if you have them on the pulpit as well....
... when you subscribe to this thread
... when you can't say goodbye to your old Titanium Powerbook and run it all day at work, while your macbook pro remains asleep in your backpack, waiting to be unpacked when you get back home
... when you consider putting a mirror in front of your desk so you can see the glowing apple whilst working
... when you travel for more than 18hrs by plane, just to go to MacWorld
... when you start a blog sharing all you know about macs
... when you watch more DVD's on your MBP than on your TV
... when you even watch TV on your MBP
... when you start creating lists of what makes someone an apple geek
... when you can't say goodbye to your old Titanium Powerbook and run it all day at work, while your macbook pro remains asleep in your backpack, waiting to be unpacked when you get back home
... when you consider putting a mirror in front of your desk so you can see the glowing apple whilst working
... when you travel for more than 18hrs by plane, just to go to MacWorld
... when you start a blog sharing all you know about macs
... when you watch more DVD's on your MBP than on your TV
... when you even watch TV on your MBP
... when you start creating lists of what makes someone an apple geek
Yeah, my sister, who uses a mac, but isn't a mac geek, came home this weekend and she left her PowerBook at school and she got really mad at me for not only using the family's iMac G3 over my iMac G5, but also that I switched it from OS X to OS 9. She can't grasp the idea that I like using archaic software from time to time.