Just got my i9 MacBook Pro (standard config - 1TB, 16GB). MAN is this thing noisy connected to the LG 27" 5K monitor. Forget using it with the laptop display open - it's a hair dryer. And even in clamshell mode just watching some MLS on Fox Sports, fan is rapidly approaching 4,000 rpm, with the Radeon around 17W usage, which is insane.
What is going on here? Even my 2014 27" iMac, which this replaces - had no issue with just watching a streaming video without burning up.
Hah yea, forget watching video on a monitor. I'm on a 4K dell and any sort of YouTube video ramps up the fans. You can stop turbo boost but it only helps so much since the problem is from the dGPU. You going to return it? I guess with headphones it's manageable but it's dumb as hell since Apple could fix this if they wanted to... just let us use the iGPU!!!