It's probably going to be a month in total from my first raising the support ticket until I have the AirPods Pro back.
I hate being right. It took a week for the empty return box to get from Australia to my place in NZ. I had the AirPods Pro in that box, packaged and labelled correctly, and in my postbox for the rural courier to pick up the next day. He collected it, and I waited.
And waited.
And waited.
After another week went by with no contact from Apple, I contacted them to find out what was going on. They had no record of the AirPods being shipped. The consignment number I gave them turned up no results.
I spent another week playing phone tag with increasingly useless levels of Apple customer support. I offered to pass on my rural courier's contact details to the support agent, but she refused to take them and said she wouldn't contact him for "privacy reasons". After 20 minutes of arguing with her, I gave up and hung up.
I spoke to my courier the next day when he came by to drop off another package, and he confirmed that he did indeed collect the package and passed it on as normal. I passed this info on to Apple, but since none of the various shipping companies they contacted had any record of the shipment in their systems, Apple basically said they'd given up and would send me a statutory declaration document to sign, saying that I'd shipped the damned things but they'd vanished into thin air through no fault of my own, and they'd send me a new pair of AirPods Pro.
The next morning, instead of getting that statutory declaration form, I got an email from Apple - saying they'd received my AirPods Pro and were repairing them. So it took
two weeks for the shipment to get from NZ to Australia, and not one single person bothered to scan the shipment at
any point during that two week journey.
Apple has (allegedly) repaired the AirPods and are sending them back my way. It will be at least another week before they arrive, so yes, in total this absolute fiasco will have taken a total of one month from start to finish.
It would have taken me less time to hop in a kayak and paddle my way to the nearest Apple Store in Sydney. Perhaps I'll just do that the next time something breaks.