Your post is written as if Samsung ZERO chance of impressing you or even remotely getting you interested. Good thing there's a choice for you and everyone else though.
It looks like someone eat a bunch of plastic and crapped out a phone. Not only that but let's see how many tech blogs complain about Samsung using the same design iteration as the last one. The difference is the iPhone actually looks good and Samsungs looks like the designer had a nightmare about plastic, woke up and noted his nightmare and then made the phone based on it. Now the specs do look great but as I've seen with my own eyes and used with my own hands, they don't matter. The overall experience leaves a bitter taste in the mouth.
Make the device bigger so the battery can increase to cope with the over clocked CPU which Android needs to operate and still lags.
Keep the awful design which is neither good looking or ergonomic.
Introduce gimmicks that will be played with for 5 minutes out of the box and for forgot about.
And last of all, host the most cringeworthy product unveil Ive ever witnessed in my entire life. I feel violated after that.