It makes no difference whether you believe me or not and the inflated ego assumption was based more on your post and signature than anything else.
In regards to accomplishments, they mean very little in the big picture, they're merely stepping stones toward whatever you define as success. The older and hopefully, wiser you get, the more you'll realize that "accomplishments" are ultimately how we've impacted the people around us and society as a whole. Its not always about who has the most toys at the end.
And yes, I am over 50, been to college, served in the US Navy and Merchant Marine, lived and worked in 3 different countries and have been in IT for 25 years. My most important accomplishment? Stacking sandbags during a typhoon in a small village in the Philippines.